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Feb 2014
Happy Valentine's Day! "˜Tis moi, Miss
Piggy! I'm here to announce my new Miss Piggy Bridal blog (<- Is that a real word? Sounds gross. - MP), which will appear
exclusively here at DisneyWeddings.com! 
Isn't this thrilling: getting
marriage advice from a major star and diva!?
Aren't you glad you decided to get married? But why, you ask, would moi write
about getting married?
The answer is simple: No one in the
history of the world has spent more time planning for their wedding than yours
truly. I am an expert on every aspect of
tying the knot "“the ring, the engagement, the bridal shower, the bachelorette
bash, registering for gifts, choosing "the dress", the wedding itself and"¦oh
yes, even the groom.
Now, I am here--exclusively at DisneyWeddings.com"”to share everything
I know about weddings with vous. Yes, you'll get it all -- except the frog "“ simply by checking in
here for moi's priceless insights on getting married, looking fabulous and
being the diva you were born to be!
PS: Want to see more of "the
dress" designed exclusively for moi by legendary haute couturier, and my close
personal friend, VIVIENNE WESTWOOD? Then you"”and your entire wedding
party"”simply must see my new motion picture, Muppets Most Wanted,
in theaters March 21st. (May I suggest: rehearsal dinner and a
movie?) Everything about this dress is perfect, from the corset detailing
and paillettes to the exquisite ivory tulle veil. The only iffy thing is the
frog. Will moi's wedding finally happen? Come see for yourself! Happy
Wedding!
Kissy Kissy!
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